Slaven And Tim Slaven and Geoff Yeagley
Librería Samer Atenea
Librería Aciertas (Toledo)
Kálamo Books
Librería Perelló (Valencia)
Librería Elías (Asturias)
Donde los libros
Librería Kolima (Madrid)
Librería Proteo (Málaga)
Most people could think of a thousand things they would rather be doing than being at work, or going to work the next day. The authors have put together a group of seventy-five examples of extreme, somewhat offensive, politically incorrect, and yet accurate things that one can do rather than go to their place of employment. Here is but a sample of those work-alternative suggestions: • I would rather guess the first show's weights of The Biggest Loser contestants by having them stand barefoot on my face...than go to work tomorrow. • I would rather be strung up like a piñata and smashed with baseball bats by angry children...than go to work tomorrow. • I would rather pick up dog feces with my teeth...than go to work tomorrow. • I would rather steal Marty McFly's DeLorean, go back to 1985, and get repeatedly punched in the face by a 19 year old, brass knuckled Mike Tyson...than go to work tomorrow. • I would rather travel to Maine, jump on a fishing boat, and receive a circumcision by a 13 lb lobster...than go to work tomorrow. 3
