The Little Black Book of Dad Jokes

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF DAD JOKES: Corny Jokes, Clever Puns, & Funny Quotes for Grown-Ups is packed with 521 groan-worthy dad jokes, clever puns, witty wordplay, and amusing quotes guaranteed to make readers laugh, cringe, and occasionally wonder why they are laughing at something so corny. It is designed for grown-ups who appreciate clever humor, laugh-out-loud wordplay, and the occasional dose of adult humor that may be just a little too naughty for the kids.Each chapter begins with an amusing quote about fatherhood before launching into anywhere from 5 to 50 jokes and puns designed to bring on plenty of smiles, eye rolls, and groans. Whether you are a proud dad, an experienced joke teller, a fan of clever wordplay, or simply someone who appreciates humor that is so bad it is good, this little black book is filled with plenty of laughs and more than enough material to keep you entertaining-and embarrassing-your family and friends for years to come.Chapters include:IntroductionWifey Medicine ManNaughty Fun FactsFood & Drink Fitness Holidays Wear It Well Music Profession Science Moolah World Travel Numbers Transportation Man’s Best Friend Here Fishy Fishy On the Farm It’s a Zoo Crime Don’t Pay Over the Hill Bit the Dust Heaven Parenting Pro Tips MiscellaneousConclusionJoke examples include:Like Grandpa always said, 'As one door closes, another one opens.' Great guy, terrible carpenter.I watched a documentary about beavers last night. Best dam show I’ve ever seen!When I was a kid, my dad said I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.A lion would never drive under the influence. But a Tiger Wood.My wife said sex is better on vacation. That was the worst postcard I ever received. 6