The Dragon Wasn’t Supposed To Be There

The Dragon Wasn’t Supposed To Be There

Edward Heath

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Edward Heath
Año de edición:
2025
ISBN:
9798230492122
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The Dragon Wasn’t Supposed to Be ThereCrimson Valor is a name known across the kingdoms-sung in ballads, etched in stone, and whispered with reverence.Unfortunately, this isn’t that Crimson Valor.This is the story of a very different group of adventurers. A mage whose spells never quite work. A rogue who can’t sneak, steal, or lie without tripping over something. A cleric who blesses the wrong things (often by accident). A barbarian who drinks more than she rages. A bard with a talent for bad lyrics and worse timing. And a ranger who may or may not still be lost in the woods.They were never meant to be heroes. They were barely meant to survive. But fate-or a bureaucratic mix-up-hands them a legendary name, a dragon-sized misunderstanding, and a chance at glory they have no business claiming.When a golden dragon egg becomes the prize and an actual dragon becomes the problem, the misfits set off on a 'sure thing' quest that quickly spirals into fiery chaos, mistaken identity, and a lot of yelling. They’re not ready. They’re not equipped. They’re not even qualified to work in retail.But they are the only ones left standing.A comedy of errors wrapped in chainmail and soaked in ale, The Dragon Wasn’t Supposed to Be There is a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud fantasy adventure for fans of Terry Pratchett, The Legend of Vox Machina, and anyone who’s ever critically failed at life-and kept going anyway.

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