The Bible of Farting

The Holy Scripture of Controlled Loss of ControlThis book is not a guide. It does not try to explain how to fart. It does not warn you. And it certainly does not try to improve you. This book is a parody. A mercilessly honest, lovingly exaggerated parody of everything humans have been doing with their bodies for centuries - and immediately trying to deny afterward.As long as humans have existed, there has been air that has to go somewhere, good reasons and bad excuses, the firm resolution to 'hold it a little longer,' and the sentence: 'That wasn’t me.'In 200 holy facts, this book dissects with dry humor why control never fully works, why timing is always wrong, why silence makes everything worse, and why no one is ever responsible - except perhaps the body itself. This is not a joke book made of one-liners. It is satire, observation, and recognition. Made for laughing. Made for nodding. Made for gifting.The perfect gift book for: Father’s Day, Christmas, birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, small gifts for friends, coworkers, and buddies, people who claim they are in full control of their bodies, and anyone who appreciates honesty just a little too much. Whether as a toilet book, bathroom read, couch companion, or after-work entertainment, this book works anywhere humor is allowed.Important to knowSatire and parody - not a reference bookAdult humor, not for childrenNo medical adviceNo moral lecturesInstead: a lot of truth between the linesThe Bible of FartingA book for everyone who knows that control is a nice idea - and the body rarely agrees.