Yolanda, the Goose 'is Cooked'How did we get....so damn drunk 'tail-gating'?!!- before the (football) game even started?!!You hear that?!!They’re over there! - Christmas caroling!!............'Seven crackheads-a-cracking''Six ducks-a-ducking''FIVE CHEAP EARRINGS!!'..............How ’bout 'Four earplugs-a-plugging'I’m not listening to them (anymore)!......I’m here to get my party-on!!I think I’ll jump into this hot-tub!This is a hot-tub? Right?!!Well!! It’s like a hot-tub?!!The manufacturer somehow labeledthis apparatus - as a Turkey Fryer Vat!.......But you’re still welcome! to use it!!What is? The first day of thetwelve days of Christmas?'On the first day of Christmas -my true love gave to me!''One Goose-a-Cooking'I know, that’s right!!