EMBRACE THE LIE(S)

Presenting an alternative fiction for the ages.  It is a darkly humorous, dystopian political satire. Welcome to the wildest golf tournament on the planet. A week in the life of a former president. Embrace The Lie(s) isn’t just a story; it’s the queue line that snakes through Noah Philter’s twisted world of golf and politics, priming you for the main event. In this prelude, where every lie is a hazard, we set the stage for the wild ride that awaits in our next thrilling installment: Embrace The Viruses. "EMBRACE THE LIE(S)" is a satirical novel that delves into the absurd intersection of golf, politics, and democracy’s decline. The story, narrated by Fred Richman and golf commentators Chip and Mookie, follows the chaotic six-day golf tournament hosted by the twice-impeached former President Noah Philter, highlighting the lies and corruption that permeate American politics. With its dark humor and sharp social commentary, the book critiques the erosion of truth, media misinformation, and the rise of authoritarianism, making it a timely and thought-provoking read. This prelude to the upcoming "EMBRACE THE VIRUSES" sets the stage for a wild ride that blends satire with contemporary issues, ensuring laughter and reflection for readers More Than Just Golf Watch in horror and amusement as: Sen. Glitch McDonnell gets run over by Noah’s golf cart but keeps coming back for more. An ostrich mascot, aptly nicknamed "O’Josh," relentlessly pursues Senator Haulinas across the fairways. The ostrich is the mascot for the new ‘conservative’ party ‘1864 Monocle Party’ since the Supreme Court took the rights to use the elephant’s image away.  Noah Philter’s pursuit of his final golf ball (a lucky blue one from his wife) leads to both a metaphorical and literal cliffhanger that will leave readers gasping. Setting the Stage "EMBRACE THE LIE(S)" serves as the perfect introduction to the upcoming "EMBRACE THE VIRUSES," where a healthcare empire (the replacement for Obamacare finally) built on lies collides with a virus born in the ruins of a fraudulent university. The included 10,000-word encyclopedia provides readers with everything they need to navigate this satirical universe, from the rise of the 1864 Monocle Party to the largest wealth transfer in history. Why This Book Matters In an era where truth seems increasingly optional and reality outdoes satire daily, this novel delivers sharp political commentary wrapped in laugh-out-loud absurdity. It’s "Catch-22" meets "Caddyshack" with a dash of dystopian dread, creating a unique reading experience that will leave you both entertained and disturbed by how close to reality it cuts. Perfect For: Fans of Christopher Buckley and Carl Hiaasen’s biting political satire Readers who appreciate dark humor with a purpose Anyone who thinks reality has become too absurd to parody Those who enjoy scathing social commentary Visit www.characteristic26.com for our video trailer and engaging 8-minute podcast introduction. Discover why "EMBRACE THE LIE(S)" is more than just a novel - it’s a mirror held up to our increasingly absurd reality, reflecting back our own complicity in democracy’s decline through the lens of an unhinged golf tournament. Warning: Reading this book may cause an irresistible urge to save democracy. Author assumes no responsibility for sudden outbreaks of civic engagement.