A Useless Book

A Useless Book

Andrew Robert Abel

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Editorial:
Andrew Robert Abel
Año de edición:
2025
ISBN:
9798989431663

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A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it’s the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they’re laughing.Made-up reviews (for fun): -'The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book.' - Readers Indigestion Digest'My chair enjoyed it more than I did.' - Better Homes & Bookends'Read it cover to cover. Still don’t know how many humps a camel has.' - The Zoological Missed-it Monthly'My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot.' - Parenting Panic Quarterly'Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed.' - Aquatic Book Review & Snacks'Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain.' - IQ Not Included'A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed.' - The London Foghorn'This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less.' - Forgetful & Free Newsletter'If I could unread it, I would. Twice.' - Amnesia Weekly

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