LIBROS DEL AUTOR: dick cody heese

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  • Dracula
    Dick Cody Heese
    PLEASE READ: 'Dracula: But the Count Runs Half Marathons' is an affront to classic literature and everyone who loves it. By adding a single sentence to every chapter of Bram Stoker’s original novel, Dick Cody Heese fleshes out Count Dracula’s backstory so that he runs moderate distances as a hobby. These changes have no effect on the plot, nor do they add any value to the reade...
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    16,57 €

  • The Communist Manifesto
    Dick Cody Heese
    PLEASE READ: Widely loathed parody author Dick Cody Heese is responsible for this poorly-conceived spoof of Marx and Engels’ 'The Communist Manifesto.' Written at the Hooters in Saugus, Massachusetts, in the span of 45 minutes, 'The Communist Manifesto: But Tony Hawk Can Keep His Stuff' asks the question: What would change about the Communist Manifesto had Tony Hawk existed dur...
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    12,51 €

  • Pride and Prejudice
    Dick Cody Heese
    PLEASE READ: 'Pride and Prejudice: But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God' is Dick Cody Heese’s gravest injustice before the literary world. In this near-exact retelling of Jane Austen’s classic 1813 novel, Heese adds one poorly-integrated sentence to each chapter inferring that Mr. Darcy possesses insanely bodacious vaping skills. The well-loved tale of various dinner invitations and ill...
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    17,91 €

  • Frankenstein
    Dick Cody Heese
    PLEASE READ: Bottom-dwelling parody author Dick Cody Heese is responsible for this desecration of Mary Shelley’s 1831 edition of 'Frankenstein.' The addition of a single sentence in every chapter suggesting that Frankenstein’s monster is incapable of consuming gluten adds absolutely no value to the original novel. Inevitably, readers will revolt against the concept of public do...
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    15,19 €

  • The Great Gatsby
    Dick Cody Heese
    PLEASE READ: 'The Great Gatsby: But Nick has Scoliosis' consists of one poorly integrated, sentence-long reference to Nick’s scoliosis in each chapter. Literally, that’s the only difference from the original Great Gatsby. I explain this in my videos but want to make sure that others who come across this page understand that. However, the minuscule references arguably add an imm...
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    16,63 €